TurdFurgy  +87
contributor since Feb 20, 2011

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TurdFurgy edited Trine 2 eShop
Mar 01
TurdFurgy reviewed Trine 2
Mar 01
(B+)
"It's a very beautiful game with some difficult puzzles, but the controls are pretty clunky. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed New Super Mario Bros. 2
Mar 01
(C+)
"I just don't feel the love in this game."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Batman: Arkham City
Mar 01
(A+)
"I'm so glad I waited for this to come out for the Wii U. This is the perfect example of how a proper core, traditional title can be put on the Wii U. The GamePad use is fantastic for quick selection of gadgets and info. Having the map on the second screen is a Godsend when hunting for trophies. And when I had to go to the bathroom I simply went to off-TV play mode and took the game with me. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Fluidity: Spin Cycle
Mar 01
(C-)
"I feel the gameplay is really dull. Imagine a Super Mario game where all you did was walk from one end of a level to another. No jumping. Just. Walking. It's just really boring."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Mar 01
TurdFurgy reviewed New Super Mario Bros. U
Mar 01
(C+)
"To me it feels like Nintendo made a Super Mario Bros. cookie cutter and used it to make the New series. Sure the cookies are good, but they weren't made with love and taste about the same as before. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Nintendo Land
Mar 01
(B)
"I can never seem to play this game for too long as my interest always fades fast. Fun and challenge can be found with just one player, but it gets old fast. Bringing a full line up friends can extend the fun and the amount time you can spend on this, but Nintendo Land is best played with the family."
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TurdFurgy reviewed The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Mar 30
(A+)
"The only problem I had with this game is that it came so close to perfection that I was let down by how close it got, but never went that extra inch."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Kid Icarus: Uprising
Mar 30
TurdFurgy edited Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time eShop
Jul 07
TurdFurgy edited Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask eShop
Jul 07
TurdFurgy edited Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 3D 3DS
Jul 07
TurdFurgy reviewed The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
May 13
TurdFurgy reviewed The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
May 13
TurdFurgy reviewed Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
May 13
(A+)
"One thing to keep in mind about this game is that many consider it to be the greatest game ever made. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
May 13
TurdFurgy reviewed Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 3D
May 13
(C-)
"This is essentially a dumbed-down port of the original Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. The camera has been mapped to the face buttons, instead of the touchscreen, making aiming difficult and sluggish. The one thing that makes this game bearable is the fact that stalking and setting up traps and ambushes for enemies is still an absolute blast, even if the enemies are as dumb as rocks. "
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TurdFurgy edited N+ DS
Apr 11
TurdFurgy reviewed Trine 2
Mar 01
(B+)
"It's a very beautiful game with some difficult puzzles, but the controls are pretty clunky. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed New Super Mario Bros. 2
Mar 01
(C+)
"I just don't feel the love in this game."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Batman: Arkham City
Mar 01
(A+)
"I'm so glad I waited for this to come out for the Wii U. This is the perfect example of how a proper core, traditional title can be put on the Wii U. The GamePad use is fantastic for quick selection of gadgets and info. Having the map on the second screen is a Godsend when hunting for trophies. And when I had to go to the bathroom I simply went to off-TV play mode and took the game with me. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Fluidity: Spin Cycle
Mar 01
(C-)
"I feel the gameplay is really dull. Imagine a Super Mario game where all you did was walk from one end of a level to another. No jumping. Just. Walking. It's just really boring."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Mar 01
TurdFurgy reviewed New Super Mario Bros. U
Mar 01
(C+)
"To me it feels like Nintendo made a Super Mario Bros. cookie cutter and used it to make the New series. Sure the cookies are good, but they weren't made with love and taste about the same as before. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Nintendo Land
Mar 01
(B)
"I can never seem to play this game for too long as my interest always fades fast. Fun and challenge can be found with just one player, but it gets old fast. Bringing a full line up friends can extend the fun and the amount time you can spend on this, but Nintendo Land is best played with the family."
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TurdFurgy reviewed The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Mar 30
(A+)
"The only problem I had with this game is that it came so close to perfection that I was let down by how close it got, but never went that extra inch."
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TurdFurgy reviewed Kid Icarus: Uprising
Mar 30
TurdFurgy reviewed Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
May 13
(A+)
"One thing to keep in mind about this game is that many consider it to be the greatest game ever made. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
May 13
TurdFurgy reviewed Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 3D
May 13
(C-)
"This is essentially a dumbed-down port of the original Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. The camera has been mapped to the face buttons, instead of the touchscreen, making aiming difficult and sluggish. The one thing that makes this game bearable is the fact that stalking and setting up traps and ambushes for enemies is still an absolute blast, even if the enemies are as dumb as rocks. "
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TurdFurgy reviewed N+
Apr 04
TurdFurgy reviewed Super Street Fighter IV 3D Edition
Apr 04
TurdFurgy reviewed Mario Kart DS
Feb 20
TurdFurgy reviewed Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
Feb 20
TurdFurgy reviewed Dementium II
Feb 20